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Old 22-01-2020, 07:52   #8341
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Waiter: I'm glad you enjoyed your dinner. How did you find the steak?

Person: It was super easy, it was right next to the potatoes!
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“Arguing with a woman is like reading the software license agreement. In the end you have to ignore everything and click I agree.”
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When I saw this one, I immediately thought of a few of you...

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A man walks into a barber shop and asks "how much for a haircut ?"

"$12.00" the barber replies

"OK, how much for a shave ?"

$10.00" was the answer

"All right" says the man, settling in to the barbers chair. "Shave my head"

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Today i taught my son a lesson by eating his homework.

Tomorrow he will learn that most people do not believe you, even if you tell the truth.
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There are suspicions the corona virus may have been transmitted to humans from poultry.

Investigators think it may have originated inside eggs.

They are now scrambling to confirm if that's true.
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