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Old 19-01-2020, 11:17   #8296
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Re: The New Joke Thread

A man walks into a supermarket and goes to the produce section...

He asks the man working the counter for three pounds of potatoes. The worker says, "Mate, we use kilos nowadays."

The man shrugs and says, "Fine, three pounds of kilos, then."
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Old 19-01-2020, 11:18   #8297
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Re: The New Joke Thread

The coolest thing about my new Porsche is that it lets me know when the rear wing is raised.

Spoiler alert.
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Old 19-01-2020, 11:20   #8298
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HOT older men in YOUR area...

...want to know if YOU have been playing with the thermostat!
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Old 19-01-2020, 12:17   #8299
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Re: The New Joke Thread

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
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Old 19-01-2020, 12:18   #8300
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And the best one............
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And the best one............
OSHA approved though!!!
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Old 19-01-2020, 15:48   #8302
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Maybe, just for taking the what to not do picture!
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OSHA approved though!!!

Just to be sure......
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Just to be sure......
How come? He IS wearing a hard hat!

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Just to be sure......
Anyone have a better idea?
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How come? He IS wearing a hard hat!

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no hi-vis saftey vest though...

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no hi-vis saftey vest though...

cheers,

No idea what that worker is thinking, forget the safety gear. He's standing on the top rung of the ladder. That's a MASSIVE no no. He could have slipped and gotten hurt!
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Also wearing his safety belt, some people and their rulebooks, huh?
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And the best one............
The propane tanks! I was okay with the setup till I spotted those....
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Scoldamax, the latest batch showed up fine. Tablet android app. Think I said chrome before...
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