The New Joke Thread

[a64pilot]

Originally Posted by Tom_F

What am I doing wrong that every attachment appears twice?

I think it’s a bug, refresh and I bet one disappears. We only see the one.

[john61ct]

On some I get two, but on yours only one

[LakeSuperior]

What’s the difference between a coyote and a flea?

One howls on the prairie, the other prowls on the hairy.

[LakeSuperior]

Hospital regulations require a wheelchair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet, who insisted he didn't need my help to leave the hospital.

After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let me wheel him to the elevator.
On the way down I asked him if his wife was meeting him.

'I don't know,' he said. 'She's still upstairs in the bathroom changing out of her hospital gown.'

[LakeSuperior]

Alabama boy goes to Boston for an interview. He had gone to the University of Alabama on a football scholarship and maybe took a few too many hits to the helmet.

He stopped in a coffee shop before heading to the interview and saw a pretty girl sitting at a table with a few college books. He got his drink and approached her.

In a thick Southern drawl he asked, "Where do you go to school at?"

Wanting to get rid of him as as possible, she simply replied, "Yale."

He took a deep breath, rolled his eyes a bit, and hollered, "WHERE DO YOU GO TO SCHOOL AT?"

[socaldmax]

Originally Posted by a64pilot

I think it’s a bug, refresh and I bet one disappears. We only see the one.

Either that, or he's been drinking too much.

[socaldmax]

[Tom_F]

Originally Posted by a64pilot

I think it’s a bug, refresh and I bet one disappears. We only see the one.

Thanks.

[Tom_F]

Originally Posted by socaldmax

Either that, or he's been drinking too much.

No, they’re one on top of the other. Had they been side by side you might have been on to something. [emoji106]

[StuM]

Swift driver?


It's an international forum. I had to look that one up.


For others who are not familiar with them, they are a US transport company whose drivers have a bad reputation.

[CatNewBee]

There is a car model called Suzuki Swift....

[StuM]

Originally Posted by CatNewBee

There is a car model called Suzuki Swift....

The logo stuck on the ship and shirt is the US transport company.

[Blackie Swart]

[CaptTom]

Originally Posted by StuM

Swift driver?

It's an international forum. I had to look that one up.

For others who are not familiar with them, they are a US transport company whose drivers have a bad reputation.

Don't feel bad. I've lived in the US my whole life, and I'd never heard of them.

[LakeSuperior]

Two birds were sitting on a perch...

The first bird said to the second "Do you smell fish?"