This is a true story.
Last night while sitting on the couch feeling fat and bloated from holiday over eating, I decided to join a fitness club whose motto is, "The Judgement free zone!"
I drove over there and a young lady greeted me and asked if I'd like a tour. As we walked around, she asked me what my fitness goals were. I said, "I'd like to lose some weight and get in better shape."
Then I snorted and said, "Yeah, good luck with that..."
But she laughed WAAY too hard at that one...
I think I'm going to start out on the hydrotherapy bed
, or the massage chair...