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Old 28-12-2019, 17:44   #7936
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What am I doing wrong that every attachment appears twice?
I think itís a bug, refresh and I bet one disappears. We only see the one.
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Old 28-12-2019, 19:41   #7937
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On some I get two, but on yours only one
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Old 28-12-2019, 20:23   #7938
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Whatís the difference between a coyote and a flea?

One howls on the prairie, the other prowls on the hairy.
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Old 28-12-2019, 20:24   #7939
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Hospital regulations require a wheelchair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet, who insisted he didn't need my help to leave the hospital.

After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let me wheel him to the elevator.
On the way down I asked him if his wife was meeting him.

'I don't know,' he said. 'She's still upstairs in the bathroom changing out of her hospital gown.'
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Old 28-12-2019, 20:25   #7940
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Alabama boy goes to Boston for an interview. He had gone to the University of Alabama on a football scholarship and maybe took a few too many hits to the helmet.

He stopped in a coffee shop before heading to the interview and saw a pretty girl sitting at a table with a few college books. He got his drink and approached her.

In a thick Southern drawl he asked, "Where do you go to school at?"

Wanting to get rid of him as as possible, she simply replied, "Yale."

He took a deep breath, rolled his eyes a bit, and hollered, "WHERE DO YOU GO TO SCHOOL AT?"
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Old 28-12-2019, 21:36   #7941
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I think itís a bug, refresh and I bet one disappears. We only see the one.
Either that, or he's been drinking too much.
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Either that, or he's been drinking too much.


No, theyíre one on top of the other. Had they been side by side you might have been on to something.
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Swift driver?


It's an international forum. I had to look that one up.


For others who are not familiar with them, they are a US transport company whose drivers have a bad reputation.
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There is a car model called Suzuki Swift....
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There is a car model called Suzuki Swift....

The logo stuck on the ship and shirt is the US transport company.
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Old 29-12-2019, 06:18   #7948
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Swift driver?

It's an international forum. I had to look that one up.

For others who are not familiar with them, they are a US transport company whose drivers have a bad reputation.
Don't feel bad. I've lived in the US my whole life, and I'd never heard of them.
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Two birds were sitting on a perch...

The first bird said to the second "Do you smell fish?"
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