Originally Posted by AnglaisInHull
Opposite experience: starting with that specific post, my email
starting putting CF notifications into the Junk folder - seriously.
Well, some might say that the junk folder is exactly where many of the joke thread posts belong! Including some of MY posts.
Just wondering about something: If I post a survey
question asking if people yes/no have put me on their ignore list, would the results have any relevance?
Couple of years back I posted a survey
asking if I should be banned from the joke thread. Got quite a few responses. Well, there was this one CF member
who claimed (or complained) that the survey was meaningless because respondents could select more than one option. (sigh) Some people just don't get a joke.
Speaking of the joke thread...
A sailor is newly stationed on a submarine. He arrives to find all the other sailors at their posts performing different tasks. One is scrubbing the deck
. One is restocking cabinets. One is inspecting missiles. Etc., etc.
After 15 minutes, all the sailors switch posts/jobs. After another 15 minutes, they all switch again. Happens a third time 15 minutes later.
This behavior is so odd, the sailor asks the Chief of the Boat
: “is this some kind of unique practical joke you’re playing on the new guy?”
“No,” the Chief replies sternly.
“On this sub there are no original jokes. Only lots of reposts.”
Two guys walk into a bar; the third one ducks.
Three ducks walk into a bar. (Yada yada)
Third one isn't named Louie.
(I like that joke but I just posted it here a month or so ago. Use the search function if you don't recall
the full, complete, and humerous original.
C'mon... Don't be lazy! )
are in a tank. One looks at the other and says:
"Do you know how to drive this thing?"
What would you call Popeye The Sailor Man if he was a camera
Popeye DSLR Man
A chicken and an egg were laying in bed
. The chicken looks over at the egg, takes a drag on a cigarette, and smugly says "I guess that answers that question."
(Alternate ending: the chicken looks angrily at the egg and says "Well, I guess that answers that question!")
A Sailor is back from deployment and comes into the bar all moody and pissed off. He orders a double whiskey at the bar. Then he starts rambling on and on about how lousy a wife he’s got until the bartender says …
“I don’t know what you’re complaining about. All the other guys in here have nothing but compliments about your wife!”
Elon Musk announces that within two years his company will have a restaurant up and running on Earth's moon. His Tesla Roadster, an electric
sports car launched aboard the February 2018 Falcon Heavy test flight and currently waiting in orbit, will serve to chauffeur guests between earth orbit and the restaurant at the moon. (Not to be confused with the restaurant at the end of the universe. Different company.)
The Michelin travel guide predicts the restaurant will probably only receive two out of three stars because, while no doubt it will have exquisite cuisine, it will lack atmosphere.
I'll show myself out now.