The New Joke Thread

[LakeSuperior]

As we were driving down the road, "Sweet Caroline" came on the radio. I said to my son, "Little known fact, Neil Diamond used to be called Neil Coal."

"Until the pressure got to him."

[LakeSuperior]

I'm getting the word phoney tattooed under my knee.

Phoney below knee.

[LakeSuperior]

Steps onboard. A dangerous surge of electricity steps onto a yacht.

The captain says "why the long phase?"

[Epicurean]

How to make a cat perform like a dog:

Add a generator, air conditioners, a dive compressor, a hard dinghy, yada yada yada

[Buzzman]

Puzzled look. Enlightenment. NFOMCL.

[a64pilot]

Originally Posted by Epicurean

How to make a cat perform like a dog:



Add a generator, air conditioners, a dive compressor, a hard dinghy, yada yada yada

Don’t forget at least two paddle boards lashed to the lifelines

[LakeSuperior]

Just been playing frisbee with the dog.

Bloody hopeless, need a flatter dog.

[senormechanico]

These posts are not in the least funny.
Sickening, in fact.

[Dreaming Yachtsman]

Originally Posted by senormechanico

These posts are not in the least funny.
Sickening, in fact.

I agree. No one should degrade catamarans like this! It's absolutley outrageous and I am deeply offended!

OOPS! Is this in the wrong thread? I recall having seen one or two discussions elsewhere that maligned the double-hull life.

[LakeSuperior]

It's nice if people can finally loosen up a little bit and just go out laugh at silliness. I mean, people take themselves way too seriously sometimes.

Larry the Cable Guy
Read more at: https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/l...rc=t_seriously

[svmariane]

For those who prefer different kinds of posts.

[socaldmax]

She claims you're her favorite grandkid, but...

[socaldmax]

I know this breed talks a lot, but this one actually has funny jokes!

[socaldmax]

[LakeSuperior]

The detective in the Arctic was interrogating a murder suspect?

"Where were you on the night of September to March?"