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Old 10-12-2018, 17:23   #3946
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Old 10-12-2018, 17:52   #3948
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Once had a head teacher named Michael Hunt.

He hated being called Mike Hunt.

We kids, of course, nicknamed him 'Total'.

Well, he was, OK..!?!
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Old 11-12-2018, 22:19   #3951
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Buzzman's story about the teacher reminds me of when we owned a country pub.
A joker would ring up and ask for Mike Hunt - the pretty young barmaid would put it over the PA. They only ever got caught once!!


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Jeez, Richard, I sure hope your surname isn't Head...!!!!

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Sent to me by a lady friend...

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Old 12-12-2018, 14:27   #3954
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Anybody seen my mizzen mast?
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and from the great white north.......................
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Dolphins are more talkative than porpoises. Dolphins make whistling sounds through their blowholes to communicate with one another underwater. Scientists are pretty sure that porpoises do not do this, and some think this may be due to structural differences in the porpoise’s blowhole.
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To find your Porpoise name, dive deep into the water until you run out of breath and then make gurgling noises.
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That got dark quickly.
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That got dark quickly.
You think?
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A sailor walks onto a bar with a frog on his head. The bartender asks, "Where did you get that?" The frog says, "It started as a wart on my ass."
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I called the doctor today.

Me: "Eileen is going into labour! What should I do?"

Doctor: "Is this her first child?"

Me: "No, this is her husband."
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