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Old 30-04-2019, 06:17   #5446
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As we were driving down the road, "Sweet Caroline" came on the radio. I said to my son, "Little known fact, Neil Diamond used to be called Neil Coal."

"Until the pressure got to him."
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Old 30-04-2019, 06:18   #5447
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I'm getting the word phoney tattooed under my knee.

Phoney below knee.
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Old 30-04-2019, 06:20   #5448
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Steps onboard. A dangerous surge of electricity steps onto a yacht.

The captain says "why the long phase?"
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How to make a cat perform like a dog:

Add a generator, air conditioners, a dive compressor, a hard dinghy, yada yada yada
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Puzzled look. Enlightenment. NFOMCL.
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How to make a cat perform like a dog:



Add a generator, air conditioners, a dive compressor, a hard dinghy, yada yada yada


Donít forget at least two paddle boards lashed to the lifelines
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Just been playing frisbee with the dog.

Bloody hopeless, need a flatter dog.
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These posts are not in the least funny.
Sickening, in fact.
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These posts are not in the least funny.
Sickening, in fact.
I agree. No one should degrade catamarans like this! It's absolutley outrageous and I am deeply offended!

OOPS! Is this in the wrong thread? I recall having seen one or two discussions elsewhere that maligned the double-hull life.
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It's nice if people can finally loosen up a little bit and just go out laugh at silliness. I mean, people take themselves way too seriously sometimes.

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She claims you're her favorite grandkid, but...

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I know this breed talks a lot, but this one actually has funny jokes!

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The detective in the Arctic was interrogating a murder suspect?

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