The New Joke Thread

[socaldmax]

[socaldmax]

[socaldmax]

The Ballast Control Panel of a US nuclear submarine...

[Franziska]

That's truly hilarious!!!!

Originally Posted by socaldmax

[Stu Jackson]

Originally Posted by dfelsent

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And the world was still black and white. Color hadn’t been invented yet.
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I remember going to my first baseball game at Ebbetts Field. I walked up the runway to the seats and screamed "Holy Sh*t, it's in COLOR!!!"

[skipmac]

Originally Posted by carstenb

Ha! Our school was so small you had to go outside to change your mind.

We were so poor that when there was anything to eat except dry bread, we kids got to drag it across our bread and hope it gave off some taste - then dad ate it.

My mother grew up during the great depression. She claims they were so poor she couldn't pay attention.

[skipmac]

Originally Posted by MicHughV

failure to pass a test resulted in a whipping by belt, cane or drumstick....

Was that chicken or turkey?

[MicHughV]

neither....bugle band drum drumstick...solid wood, 24" long, give or take, 3/4" thick with a rolled tip on the end...delivered at 86.7 mph.... 6 count....

[MicHughV]

here you go......

[Franziska]

Oh well, just drumsticks? You had it easy then we got beaten by a cat o'nine tails back in those days!

:-)

Originally Posted by MicHughV

neither....bugle band drum drumstick...solid wood, 24" long, give or take, 3/4" thick with a rolled tip on the end...delivered at 86.7 mph.... 6 count....[emoji2]

[MicHughV]

you guys had black and white TV ???....spoiled rotten bastards....we had no TV....we had to talk to each other...even had to talk to our parents...

[Jdege]

Has anyone else experienced wanting to change the channel on your TV, seen that it was all the way over at the other end of the couch, and instead of making the effort to get it, downloaded and installed the app on your phone?

[motion30]

I am curious to hear from any American boat who has entered the Bahamas in the last month or so. Was it difficult to get the test in this 10 days. Were there any issues?

[Franziska]

You did realize that you are in the Jokes thread, did you?

Originally Posted by motion30

I am curious to hear from any American boat who has entered the Bahamas in the last month or so. Was it difficult to get the test in this 10 days. Were there any issues?

[Montanan]

Originally Posted by motion30

I am curious to hear from any American boat who has entered the Bahamas in the last month or so. Was it difficult to get the test in this 10 days. Were there any issues?

We are all anxiously waiting for the punchline to this posting.