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Old 17-09-2020, 15:24   #12631
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Dilbert has a go at the PC, woke crowd:


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Old 17-09-2020, 15:25   #12632
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I am curious to hear from any American boat who has entered the Bahamas in the last month or so. Was it difficult to get the test in this 10 days. Were there any issues?
No it was not difficult to get the test results.
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Old 17-09-2020, 19:31   #12633
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An Afghan, an Albanian, an Algerian, an American, an Andorran, an Angolan, an Antiguans, an Argentine, an Armenian, an Australian, an Austrian, an Azerbaijani, a Bahamian, a Bahraini, a Bangladeshi, a Barbadian, a Barbudans, a Batswanan, a Belarusian, a Belgian, a Belizean, a Beninese, a Bhutanese, a Bolivian, a Bosnian, a Brazilian, a Bruneian, a Bulgarian, a Burkinabe, a Burmese, a Burundian, a Cambodian, a Cameroonian, a Canadian, a Cape Verdean, a Central African, a Chadian, a Chilean, a Chinese, a Colombian, a Comoran, a Congolese, a Costa Rican, a Croatian, a Cuban, a Cypriot, a Czech, a Dane, a Djibouti, a Dominican, a Dutchman, an East Timorese, an Ecuadorean, an Egyptian, an Emirian, an Englishman, an Equatorial Guinean, an Eritrean, an Estonian, an Ethiopian, a Fijian, a Filipino, a Finn, a Frenchman, a Gabonese, a Gambian, a Georgian, a German, a Ghanaian, a Greek, a Grenadian, a Guatemalan, a Guinea-Bissauan, a Guinean, a Guyanese, a Haitian, a Herzegovinian, a Honduran, a Hungarian, an I-Kiribati, an Icelander, an Indian, an Indonesian, an Iranian, an Iraqi, an Irishman, an Israeli, an Italian, an Ivorian, a Jamaican, a Japanese, a Jordanian, a Kazakhstani, a Kenyan, a Kittian and Nevisian, a Kuwaiti, a Kyrgyz, a Laotian, a Latvian, a Lebanese, a Liberian, a Libyan, a Liechtensteiner, a Lithuanian, a Luxembourger, a Macedonian, a Malagasy, a Malawian, a Malaysian, a Maldivan, a Malian, a Maltese, a Marshallese, a Mauritanian, a Mauritian, a Mexican, a Micronesian, a Moldovan, a Monacan, a Mongolian, a Moroccan, a Mosotho, a Motswana, a Mozambican, a Namibian, a Nauruan, a Nepalese, a New Zealander, a Nicaraguan, a Nigerian, a Nigerien, a North Korean, a Northern Irishman, a Norwegian, an Omani, a Pakistani, a Palauan, a Palestinian, a Panamanian, a Papua New Guinean, a Paraguayan, a Peruvian, a Pole, a Portuguese, a Qatari, a Romanian, a Russian, a Rwandan, a Saint Lucian, a Salvadoran, a Samoan, a San Marinese, a Sao Tomean, a Saudi, a Scotsman, a Senegalese, a Serbian, a Seychellois, a Sierra Leonean, a Singaporean, a Slovakian, a Slovenian, a Solomon Islander, a Somali, a South African, a South Korean, a Spaniard, a Sri Lankan, a Sudanese, a Surinamer, a Swazi, a Swede, a Swiss, a Syrian, a Tajik, a Tanzanian, a Togolese, a Tongan, a Trinidadian or Tobagonian, a Tunisian, a Turk, a Tuvaluan, a Ugandan, a Ukrainian, a Uruguayan, a Uzbekistani, a Venezuelan, a Vietnamese, a Welshman, a Yemenite, a Zambian and a Zimbabwean
all walk into a bar.


The doorman stops them and says “sorry I can’t let you in without a Thai..
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Old 17-09-2020, 21:32   #12634
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I sure hope you didn't leave anyone out, people are pretty sensitive these days!
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I sure hope you didn't leave anyone out, people are pretty sensitive these days!
There is a small new country called Liberland between Kroatia and Serbia that is left out
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Old 18-09-2020, 01:57   #12636
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Let's not pussy around this post portrays people who are definitely cataphobic by someone who is wokeaphobic.

We should laugh about our differences, monohull sailors should not be ridiculed over their multiphobia, think of the berth shortages if we all sailed multis, or is that a monophobic statement?
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Old 18-09-2020, 04:26   #12638
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My wife said, “Why don’t you stop with your terrible jokes and write a book instead?”

I said, “That’s ...a novel idea.”
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Old 18-09-2020, 06:30   #12639
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No it was not difficult to get the test results.
Haha, the test results are comforting! You will not say anything!
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Old 18-09-2020, 09:20   #12640
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isn't the Vatican a City/State ?? I don't see it listed....I guess Catholics are screwed alongside the Thai's....
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what's a "Batswanan" ??
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Actual photo.

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Computer Science logic.

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Actual photo.



Actual photo, but different story...

https://www.wkrg.com/top-stories/boa...-the-road/amp/
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Old 18-09-2020, 13:12   #12645
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Computer Science logic.

We used to have a system where we needed to run a lock server on an MS-DOS PC that was supposed to sit in the corner and never be touched.

People kept messing with it, so the admins disconnected the keyboard and stuck it in a desk drawer.

Next time the power went out they were down for two days, until one of us could get to the site and "fix" the issue.
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