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28-03-2019, 00:13
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#4876
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CF Adviser
Join Date: Oct 2007
Boat: Van Helleman Schooner 65ft StarGazer
Posts: 10,280
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Re: The New Joke Thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by socaldmax
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I have trouble making out what this photo shows?
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28-03-2019, 00:21
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#4877
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Registered User
Join Date: Jan 2015
Location: Discovery Bay, CA
Posts: 1,183
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Re: The New Joke Thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pelagic
I have trouble making out what this photo shows?
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HAHA.....A BIG giant you know what....set of balls on the right
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28-03-2019, 00:39
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#4878
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cruiser
Join Date: Mar 2019
Posts: 166
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Re: The New Joke Thread
Glad there's a breaker shankle on shank, some joker is sharing the anchorage.
AND IM TOO SCARED TO GO ASHORE.
lol
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28-03-2019, 00:43
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#4879
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cruiser
Join Date: Mar 2019
Posts: 166
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Re: The New Joke Thread
Glad there's a breaker shackle on shank.
Too scared to go ashore yet some smiling joker wants us out to go dance.
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28-03-2019, 01:19
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#4880
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Moderator
Join Date: May 2008
Location: cruising SW Pacific
Boat: Jon Sayer 1-off 46 ft fract rig sloop strip plank in W Red Cedar
Posts: 21,219
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Re: The New Joke Thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by Boatsie
Glad there's a breaker shackle on shank.
Too scared to go ashore yet some smiling joker wants us out to go dance.
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Aw come on, Boatsie, once was bad enough.
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28-03-2019, 01:32
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#4881
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Registered User
Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: San Diego, CA
Posts: 6,619
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Re: The New Joke Thread
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28-03-2019, 05:28
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#4882
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Registered User
Join Date: May 2015
Location: Sailing Lake Ontario
Boat: Mirage 35
Posts: 1,128
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Re: The New Joke Thread
Challenge: This one is not boating related, so we need some of you clever people to come up with the cruising equivalent.
Signs Your Car May Need a Tune Up
- In order to start it you have to stick it with your Epipen.
- Dashboard warning lights form the words “Pull over.”
- GPS system always directs you to Canadian Tire*.
- Your car lacks “luxurious” extras – like brake pads.
- Gas mileage starts to drop. You now only get seven kilometres per litre when you used to get 12.
- When idling at traffic lights your car chokes and coughs so obnoxiously it unintentionally starts fights with other cars.
- Spark plugs have the words “Buy Victory Bonds” written on the side.
- Even after closing down your rotten egg business and removing all rotten eggs from your car, it still smells of rotten eggs.
- You start noticing “symptoms” in your car. Like it never starts.
- Every time you place key in the ignition a computerized voice says, “You don’t have to do this.”
- Your vehicle has rust on its rust.
- When you listen to your car’s motor knocking you’re sure you can hear long-lost relatives trying to communicate with you from the other side.
- A Boz Scaggs Silk Degrees cassette is stuck in your eight-track.
- You drive a Saab.
* For those who don't know, it's the auto parts store in Canada.
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28-03-2019, 07:09
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#4883
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2016
Location: Mostly Texas
Boat: Lagoon 37 TPI
Posts: 541
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Re: The New Joke Thread
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Now retired from the Oilfield,
Just Playing a Banjo in a Whorehouse.
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28-03-2019, 07:11
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#4884
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2016
Location: Mostly Texas
Boat: Lagoon 37 TPI
Posts: 541
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Re: The New Joke Thread
It really works................
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Now retired from the Oilfield,
Just Playing a Banjo in a Whorehouse.
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28-03-2019, 07:18
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#4885
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cruiser
Join Date: Mar 2019
Posts: 166
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Re: The New Joke Thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jim Cate
Aw come on, Boatsie, once was bad enough.
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My baa. Only intended once.
Our coastline. Could always shackle the chain to a stay. Lol
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28-03-2019, 16:07
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#4886
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Registered User
Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: San Diego, CA
Posts: 6,619
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Re: The New Joke Thread
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28-03-2019, 16:11
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#4887
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Registered User
Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: San Diego, CA
Posts: 6,619
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Re: The New Joke Thread
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28-03-2019, 16:14
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#4888
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Registered User
Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: San Diego, CA
Posts: 6,619
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Re: The New Joke Thread
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28-03-2019, 16:32
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#4889
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Registered User
Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: San Diego, CA
Posts: 6,619
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Re: The New Joke Thread
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28-03-2019, 16:33
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#4890
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Registered User
Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: San Diego, CA
Posts: 6,619
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Re: The New Joke Thread
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