The New Joke Thread

[Pelagic]

Originally Posted by socaldmax

I have trouble making out what this photo shows?

[Saleen411]

Originally Posted by Pelagic

I have trouble making out what this photo shows?

HAHA.....A BIG giant you know what....set of balls on the right

[Boatsie]

Glad there's a breaker shankle on shank, some joker is sharing the anchorage.

AND IM TOO SCARED TO GO ASHORE.

lol

[Boatsie]

Glad there's a breaker shackle on shank.
Too scared to go ashore yet some smiling joker wants us out to go dance.

[Jim Cate]

Originally Posted by Boatsie

Glad there's a breaker shackle on shank.
Too scared to go ashore yet some smiling joker wants us out to go dance.

Aw come on, Boatsie, once was bad enough.

[socaldmax]

[Mirage35]

Challenge: This one is not boating related, so we need some of you clever people to come up with the cruising equivalent.


Signs Your Car May Need a Tune Up

• In order to start it you have to stick it with your Epipen.
• Dashboard warning lights form the words “Pull over.”
• GPS system always directs you to Canadian Tire*.
• Your car lacks “luxurious” extras – like brake pads.
• Gas mileage starts to drop. You now only get seven kilometres per litre when you used to get 12.
• When idling at traffic lights your car chokes and coughs so obnoxiously it unintentionally starts fights with other cars.
• Spark plugs have the words “Buy Victory Bonds” written on the side.
• Even after closing down your rotten egg business and removing all rotten eggs from your car, it still smells of rotten eggs.
• You start noticing “symptoms” in your car. Like it never starts.
• Every time you place key in the ignition a computerized voice says, “You don’t have to do this.”
• Your vehicle has rust on its rust.
• When you listen to your car’s motor knocking you’re sure you can hear long-lost relatives trying to communicate with you from the other side.
• A Boz Scaggs Silk Degrees cassette is stuck in your eight-track.
• You drive a Saab.

* For those who don't know, it's the auto parts store in Canada.

[Eigenvector]

Oldie but goodie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_0bhT98g9Y

[Eigenvector]

It really works................

[Boatsie]

Originally Posted by Jim Cate

Aw come on, Boatsie, once was bad enough.

My baa. Only intended once.

Our coastline. Could always shackle the chain to a stay. Lol

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