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Old 27-03-2019, 00:36   #4846
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Yes, it DOES matter where you put the price tag.....
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Wonder why this doesn't get much airtime anymore?
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My nutrition store ran out of protein powder today.

I was like “no whey”!
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When I become a lawyer I want to defend a penguin.

Just so I can say the words “Your Honor, clearly my client is not a flight risk.”
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A business owner is interviewing to hire a bookkeeper, and in walks an attractive young lady. To make sure that she understands money and math, he asks her "If I were to give you ten thousand dollars, minus 15%, how much would you take off?"

She thinks a moment and answers "Everything but my earrings!"
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