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Old 05-03-2019, 16:17   #4636
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Who pays the Checker?
There are important questions to be answered about recent LBGT bathroom legislation and whether transgender people will be permitted to use a restroom of the gender that they "identify" with, or be required to use the restroom of their biological gender. If the latter, will public restrooms be required to have a Genital Inspection Station posted at the entrance to all public restrooms?
Who will have to pay these Pecker Checkers, the people using the restroom or the entity that owns the restroom? And how much money will a Pecker Checker be paid to check Peckers? Or do we pay a Pecker Checker by the number of peckers checked? How many peckers could a Pecker Checker check if a Pecker Checker could check peckers?
What has this country come to when the U.S. Department of Labor has to create a new job description of Politically Correct Restroom Service Inspectors?
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A: Soap on a dope.

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The politician replies, "Shhhhh -- just pay it."
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Three engineers are driving down the road when their car dies.

The mechanical engineer says, "It has to be a con rod!"

"Nah," says the electrical engineer, "it has to be the spark."

"I know," shouts the computer software engineer, "we should all get out of the car, then get back in again!"
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Three engineers are driving down the road when their car dies.

The mechanical engineer says, "It has to be a con rod!"

"Nah," says the electrical engineer, "it has to be the spark."

"I know," shouts the computer software engineer, "we should all get out of the car, then get back in again!"
Then they take it to the dealership and the tech says, "We've been working on it for 5 days and gone through all of the diagnostics, followed the flow charts and replaced all of the parts in the engine compartment. We have no idea what the problem is, but here's a bill for $10,450. Towing it out of here is extra."
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