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Old 01-03-2019, 22:04   #4621
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Old 01-03-2019, 22:20   #4622
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Lotta fear here. Sorry, not funny at all.



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Old 02-03-2019, 14:10   #4623
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Yes, it's a green vehicle...

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Had a deep thought.

I saw an ad for burial plots, and thought to myself this is the last thing I need.
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Had a deep thought.

I saw an ad for burial plots, and thought to myself this is the last thing I need.
Got me thinking to.
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The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear theyíre gonna give him a really tough sentence.

It must be Tagalog

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Looking for work?

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Is this too political?

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