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Old 27-02-2020, 09:09   #8716
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Army always had Skillcraft pens, made I think by the handicapped, US Military buys huge volumes of Skillcraft products, pens, buckets, brushes, brooms, you name it.
Wow, there is a name I haven't heard for quite some time. I loved those pens! The good news is that they are available on Amazon.
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Old 27-02-2020, 09:11   #8717
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Some Lent Humor........(I'm going to Hell for this)
I'll join you!

Easter is the holy day where Jesus rises from his tomb, and if he sees his shadow, we have six more weeks of Lent.
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I'll join you!

Easter is the holy day where Jesus rises from his tomb, and if he sees his shadow, we have six more weeks of Lent.

Are you telling me that for over 2,000 yrs, millions of people have been worshiping and praying to...








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Old 27-02-2020, 11:10   #8719
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First woman on the Moon:

"Houston, we have a problem."

Go ahead Trinity!

"Never mind"

What's the problem?

"It's nothing"

Please tell us?

"You know what the problem is."
Oh man. I laughed so hard reading this one. Best joke on this thread so far IMO.
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And to keep the ball rolling..................
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I'll load the image somewhere else, when I have a chance, this evening.
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I'll load the image somewhere else, when I have a chance, this evening.
Well, I took too long, and am no longer able to edit my original post.

So FWIW:
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Well, I took too long, and am no longer able to edit my original post.

So FWIW:
LOL...worth waiting for
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