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Old 08-05-2020, 04:44   #10216
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My wife is leaving me because she’s fed up with me talking like a news anchor.

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I fell in love with a female electrician.

She was a real live wire when I took her ohm.
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Old 08-05-2020, 04:45   #10218
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I just discovered I can’t get sick on Saturdays or Sundays.

Turns out I have a weekend immune system.
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Old 08-05-2020, 04:46   #10219
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If you want to save money this Christmas...

...now is the perfect time to tell the kids Santa didn't make it through the pandemic.
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Old 08-05-2020, 07:13   #10220
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If two vegans get in a fight....

is it still considered...

a beef?
If they are bad at acting are they a couple of Hams?
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If you want to save money this Christmas...

...now is the perfect time to tell the kids Santa didn't make it through the pandemic.
(guys screen name is Lake "Superior" but have ya read his jokes...? )
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(guys screen name is Lake "Superior" but have ya read his jokes...? )
Sure did and do!
"Lake" Superior might be a reference to Lake Effect, a literary journal based at the Erie campus of Penn State University. Stories that have previously appeared in Lake Effect have been anthologized in the Best American Short Stories.

Maybe he's just using CF as an outlet for some of his different efforts? I mean, if we're going to take a riff on PART of somebody's screen name.
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Sure did and do!
"Lake" Superior might be a reference to Lake Effect, a literary journal based at the Erie campus of Penn State University. Stories that have previously appeared in Lake Effect have been anthologized in the Best American Short Stories.

Maybe he's just using CF as an outlet for some of his different efforts? I mean, if we're going to take a riff on PART of somebody's screen name.
oof... such a biting remark.
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Can you guys see this animated Gif?

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What is the difference between a well dressed bicyclist and a shabby unicyclist?

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What is the difference between a well dressed bicyclist and a shabby unicyclist?

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I know, that wasn’t wheelie funny.
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What is the difference between a well dressed bicyclist and a shabby unicyclist?

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if two unicyclists of the same sex fall in love do they become bicyclists?
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