The New Joke Thread

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[Tayana42]

Originally Posted by socaldmax

As Yoda said to young Luke, “ the farce is strong in you!”

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Apologies in advance...

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[StuM]

Originally Posted by socaldmax

Assuming that's a guy's bedroom*, I'd say it has gone just right



(*Or a "working girl's boudoir")

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[LakeSuperior]

Nobody's heard from the Zamboni drivers since the NHL cancelled their season.

I'm sure they'll resurface at some point.

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Vacationers spend way too much time and money at donut shops.

They're just torus traps.

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Shades of "Best in Show" which is a great movie IMHO.


A man with two left feet goes to a shoe store and asks:

Do you have flip flips?

[LakeSuperior]

I heard the government is inserting chips inside of people.

I hope I get Doritos!