Got me them Corona virus blues....
It's okay to fall apart sometimes.
Tacos fall apart and we still love them.
Except for those fish
tacos the street vender sells down at the corner.
Those things would kill a killer whale.
Sign posted on a wall near my apt:
"Coronavirus doesn't affect rats n snakes so most of you are safe."
If you brushed your teeth today and got showered and ate something -
congratulations you bloody overachiever.
The most unused household item in 2020: bras.
When this all started I woke up thinking "today I will make myself a honey dijon pork chop over risotto".
Now I just wake up thinking "egg".
Day 1 of quarantine: Went shopping
. Stocked up on non-perishable healthy, nutritional foods. toilet paper, coffee and filters, beer
, and misc. - enough to last at least 6 months.
Day 2 of quarantine: Went to the corner store cause I wanted a Twix.
Day 3 of quarantine: I'm going to take this as an opportunity to improve my health
Day 45 of quarantine: Due to personal reasons, I am eating a lasagna in my shower
For the Canadians...