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Old 12-05-2020, 11:13   #10336
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As Yoda said to young Luke, the farce is strong in you!
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Old 12-05-2020, 19:15   #10345
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Assuming that's a guy's bedroom*, I'd say it has gone just right



(*Or a "working girl's boudoir")
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Old 13-05-2020, 06:18   #10347
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Nobody's heard from the Zamboni drivers since the NHL cancelled their season.

I'm sure they'll resurface at some point.
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Vacationers spend way too much time and money at donut shops.

They're just torus traps.
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Shades of "Best in Show" which is a great movie IMHO.


A man with two left feet goes to a shoe store and asks:

Do you have flip flips?
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I heard the government is inserting chips inside of people.

I hope I get Doritos!
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