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Old 11-05-2020, 02:01   #10306
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I sold my Moth to buy my first car... a 2 nd hand VW beetle....dumbest thing I ever did ... Moth was faster, more reliable, handled better and way more fun...
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One of my fondest childhood memories was watching veedubs burning by the roadside. Most often Kombis. Alloy fuel pump with easily strippable threads straddling atop a hot air cooled engine should be added to that diagram.
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No offence to those who wish to reminisce about cars and driving, but it doesn't interest me at all and wading through it to see if there's a joke somewhere is putting me off this thread. So why not start another thread for it? There's no disadvantage there surely?
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This is also why there are practice wives and trophy wives.
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No offence to those who wish to reminisce about cars and driving, but it doesn't interest me at all and wading through it to see if there's a joke somewhere is putting me off this thread. So why not start another thread for it? There's no disadvantage there surely?
It would have been easier, and a lot funnier if you had simply posted a funny joke instead of...

Please review this entire thread so you don't repeat any of the old, stale ones. After all, if everyone just read this thread for jokes and didn't post any, well we wouldn't have a thread at all, would we?

Make it interesting and funny!
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This is also why there are practice wives and trophy wives.
Note that not all trophy wives are First Place.
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Interesting concept. I was at a race some years back and one of the racers introduced herself as a trophy wife. She was much younger looking than her husband
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