The New Joke Thread

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My wife was not amused...

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I think I've been hacked!!

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I'm getting a patent on my new genetically Modified Corn...

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Depending on the size of the hole, this might work...

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Originally Posted by MicHughV

math teacher to student...." figures never lie....1 x7=7 and 7 x 1=7
student " does that means if 1 ship can cross the ocean in 7 days, 7 ships can do it one day....after all...figures never lie..

Teacher: let me introduce you to the concept of "dimensions"

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Originally Posted by StuM

Teacher: let me introduce you to the concept of "dimensions"

Or a unit check?[emoji6]

It probably depends on how many knots per hour the ship is doing... right?

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[StuM]

Originally Posted by GILow

Or a unit check?[emoji6]

It probably depends on how many knots per hour the ship is doing... right?

And how many kilowatts they use to get there