Cruisers Forum
 


Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread Rating: Thread Rating: 5 votes, 4.80 average. Display Modes
Old 18-06-2020, 19:19   #11281
Registered User

Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: San Diego, CA
Posts: 6,217
Re: The New Joke Thread




My wife was not amused...
socaldmax is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 18-06-2020, 19:20   #11282
Registered User

Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: San Diego, CA
Posts: 6,217
Re: The New Joke Thread

socaldmax is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 18-06-2020, 19:21   #11283
Registered User

Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: San Diego, CA
Posts: 6,217
Re: The New Joke Thread

I think I've been hacked!!

socaldmax is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 18-06-2020, 19:24   #11284
Registered User

Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: San Diego, CA
Posts: 6,217
Re: The New Joke Thread

I'm getting a patent on my new genetically Modified Corn...

socaldmax is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 18-06-2020, 19:25   #11285
Registered User

Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: San Diego, CA
Posts: 6,217
Re: The New Joke Thread

Depending on the size of the hole, this might work...

socaldmax is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 18-06-2020, 19:42   #11286
Senior Cruiser
 
StuM's Avatar

Cruisers Forum Supporter

Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: Port Moresby,Papua New Guinea
Boat: FP Belize Maestro 43 and OPB
Posts: 10,495
Re: The New Joke Thread

Quote:
Originally Posted by MicHughV View Post
math teacher to student...." figures never lie....1 x7=7 and 7 x 1=7
student " does that means if 1 ship can cross the ocean in 7 days, 7 ships can do it one day....after all...figures never lie..

Teacher: let me introduce you to the concept of "dimensions"
StuM is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 18-06-2020, 20:48   #11287
Registered User
 
GILow's Avatar

Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Adelaide, South Australia
Boat: Swanson 42
Posts: 6,994
The New Joke Thread

Quote:
Originally Posted by StuM View Post
Teacher: let me introduce you to the concept of "dimensions"


Or a unit check?

It probably depends on how many knots per hour the ship is doing... right?
__________________
Launch delayed.
GILow is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 18-06-2020, 20:51   #11288
Registered User

Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: San Diego, CA
Posts: 6,217
Re: The New Joke Thread

socaldmax is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 18-06-2020, 20:54   #11289
Registered User

Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: San Diego, CA
Posts: 6,217
Re: The New Joke Thread

socaldmax is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 18-06-2020, 20:55   #11290
Registered User

Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: San Diego, CA
Posts: 6,217
Re: The New Joke Thread

socaldmax is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 18-06-2020, 20:56   #11291
Registered User

Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: San Diego, CA
Posts: 6,217
Re: The New Joke Thread

socaldmax is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 18-06-2020, 20:57   #11292
Registered User

Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: San Diego, CA
Posts: 6,217
Re: The New Joke Thread

socaldmax is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 18-06-2020, 20:59   #11293
Registered User

Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: San Diego, CA
Posts: 6,217
Re: The New Joke Thread

socaldmax is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 18-06-2020, 21:00   #11294
Registered User

Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: San Diego, CA
Posts: 6,217
Re: The New Joke Thread

socaldmax is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 18-06-2020, 21:29   #11295
Senior Cruiser
 
StuM's Avatar

Cruisers Forum Supporter

Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: Port Moresby,Papua New Guinea
Boat: FP Belize Maestro 43 and OPB
Posts: 10,495
Re: The New Joke Thread

Quote:
Originally Posted by GILow View Post
Or a unit check?

It probably depends on how many knots per hour the ship is doing... right?

And how many kilowatts they use to get there
StuM is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search
Display Modes Rate This Thread
Rate This Thread:

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are Off


Advertise Here


All times are GMT -7. The time now is 14:34.


Google+
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8 Beta 1
Copyright ©2000 - 2020, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Social Knowledge Networks
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8 Beta 1
Copyright ©2000 - 2020, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.

ShowCase vBulletin Plugins by Drive Thru Online, Inc.