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Old 18-06-2020, 15:56   #11266
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Finally! Good for him!

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Has COVID-19 forced you to wear a mask and glasses at the same time?
You may be entitled to condensation.
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Old 18-06-2020, 18:23   #11275
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math teacher to student...." figures never lie....1 x7=7 and 7 x 1=7
student " does that means if 1 ship can cross the ocean in 7 days, 7 ships can do it one day....after all...figures never lie..
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math teacher to student...." figures never lie....1 x7=7 and 7 x 1=7
student " does that means if 1 ship can cross the ocean in 7 days, 7 ships can do it one day....after all...figures never lie..


No, but some students should stick to an arts degree.
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Someone once observed that Star Trek seemed to represent a cross section of ethnic groups, with the exception of Muslim dominated nations.

When asked about this seeming oversight, the creator of Star Trek, Gene Roddenberry replied, "Star Trek is set in the future, after global peace had been attained worldwide."

"How do you think we achieved global peace?"
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It's pretty easy to tell who has pushed my social distance barrier.

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I've asked all of my friends to tell me which cat represents me. I'm frankly quite shocked at the fact that this is the first time they've been unanimous in their lives!

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