So I open up a yogurt and underneath the lid it said "Please try again".
They were having a contest I was unaware of.
But I thought I might have opened the yogurt wrong.
OR... maybe Yoplait was trying to inspire me.
C'mon, sv, don't give up. Please try again.
A message of inspiration from your friends at Yoplait.
Fruit on the bottom, hope on the top.
I got some tartar control toothpaste.
I still got tartar, but that **** is under control.
Escalators dont break, they become stairs.
Someone asked me if I wanted a frozen banana now and I said no
but I do want a regular banana later so yes.
We cant find Sasquatch because they ride unicorns.
I used to do drugs.
I still do, but I used to do too.
That should help you understand my meandering thought-stream.
Disclaimer: This is the joke thread. Police, custom's agents, and the American TSA should disregard my posts. Really. I'm just joking. What do you mean "No Fly List"? C'mon... Lighten up! Help! Help! I'm being............................................. ......