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I bought 10 asparagus at the store but when I got home I realized I had 11.

It's just a spare, I guess.
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You now, this one resonates.

When I first bought my current home 10 years ago, I noticed that the two new doors into the sitting room had both been hung upside down (the give away is that the cross-rail is larger at the bottom of the door, the middle and top rails are not as wide - in the example above, the top two rails are narrower than the middle and bottom, so it's hung the right way up, at least).

Needless to say, mine are still wrong way up.....

Not broken, see? Open, close, keep the cat out. Just look....odd....

That was about the worst of the "handyman bodges" I found around the house, formerly owned by a decorator (every room is a different colour - so he could use up his leftovers)....

It's entertaining, at least...
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You now, this one resonates.

When I first bought my current home 10 years ago, I noticed that the two new doors into the sitting room had both been hung upside down (the give away is that the cross-rail is larger at the bottom of the door, the middle and top rails are not as wide - in the example above, the top two rails are narrower than the middle and bottom, so it's hung the right way up, at least).

Needless to say, mine are still wrong way up.....

Not broken, see? Open, close, keep the cat out. Just look....odd....

That was about the worst of the "handyman bodges" I found around the house, formerly owned by a decorator (every room is a different colour - so he could use up his leftovers)....

It's entertaining, at least...


He got a deal on left handed doors
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DOH!!!

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Shoulda known someone would figure it out...
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That would have been my Father, you would to have known him, he loved “deals”
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What's funny about this to me, is the guy in the dark sunglasses name is Scott. He's an associate of mine.
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Post 'em and let the fur fly !
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