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Old 11-10-2019, 14:56   #6841
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Cowboy walks into a saloon and approaches the biggest guy there, “What’s yer name partner?”

“My names Terry.”

He replied. “Terry?! That’s a sissy girls name!”

Poor Nameless Cowboy. Died from dissin’ Terry.
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I found that it's hard to date vegan.

She keeps eating the flowers that I bring to her.
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On my poly sci exam, I was asked my opinion on a nuclear war.

Apparently, "That sounds better to me than an opaque old war," was not the expected answer.
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Two peanuts walk into a bar...one of them was assaulted...
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A pair of jumper cables walk into a bar.
The bartender says “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything”
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"Thomas Aquinas walks into a bar..."
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