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Old 28-09-2019, 22:08   #6706
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Nice looking young Fokker, wasn't he?
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Old 28-09-2019, 23:43   #6707
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Can I complain about aeroplane jokes going over my head?
Call me, Matt,and I'll walk you through it!

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Old 29-09-2019, 02:01   #6708
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With you walking me through it I will fly through it.
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Old 29-09-2019, 03:17   #6709
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But but..... I thought your name was Jim?

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Old 29-09-2019, 03:22   #6710
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But but..... I thought your name was Jim?

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I am, and stop calling me Shirley.
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Old 29-09-2019, 07:22   #6711
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Re: The New Joke Thread

I walked into an auto shop. The guy standing at the door said, " It looks like you blew a seal." I told that b@stard to mind his own business and leave my sexual preferences out of this.
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Old 29-09-2019, 07:38   #6712
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Old 29-09-2019, 07:41   #6713
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Old 29-09-2019, 15:19   #6714
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I walked into an auto shop. The guy standing at the door said, " It looks like you blew a seal." I told that b@stard to mind his own business and leave my sexual preferences out of this.
...and, Mr. Know-it-all, it was a sea lion, not a seal!
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Re: The New Joke Thread

And now for something completely different: "The Gunfighter", a short film.

Run time = 8.55 mins. Desc: A lone gunslinger enters a saloon.
But the narrator is bloodthirsty.

Well, I found it humerously entertaining. YMMV Also, you might need to use the youtube link.
Caution: Adult language, adult themes, and Frat-Boy level humor.

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Evil man for introducing me to that YouTube channel
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Old 30-09-2019, 12:13   #6717
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Nyahhh ha ha ha ha!
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The Sahara Desert drifts into a bar and the bartender says,

"Long time no sea."




Yes, I know that Sahara actually mean desert, so saying "Sahara desert" actually means saying "desert desert" but what the heck. Sometimes a repeat myself myself.
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The Sahara Desert drifts into a bar and the bartender says,

"Long time no sea."




Yes, I know that Sahara actually mean desert, so saying "Sahara desert" actually means saying "desert desert" but what the heck. Sometimes a repeat myself myself.
But the Sahara is bounded by an ocean on one side and by seas on two others, so that really doesn't make sense.



Now, if you'd said Gobi instead of Sahara....
And Gobi also means "waterless place"


And that should be "I", not "a"
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