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Old 16-04-2019, 14:23   #5326
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Old 16-04-2019, 15:34   #5328
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By saying something like Ive been looking all over the beach for you ...Ive got sand in my eye and can barely see. Its a good thing I had my camera with me cause I can barely see. Im so happy your finally here honey.
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And for those of us who don't facebook??
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OUCH!!! Texas is looking frigid compared to that right now!


At least it’s not humid!
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YOu miss out -
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And for those of us who don't facebook??
That link doesn't work at all, even if you have a FB account.
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Ah... Got it. A private joke for those who don't want privacy.
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Maybe this belongs in the Nautical Oddities thread?

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Oh, you have to want until the sun is setting for humidity..........

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Aaaaarrrrrggg I can’t unsee this
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Caption this....
The banana split looking for a date, leaving the apple and the orange all alone.
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