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Old 29-02-2020, 09:45   #8731
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Me: “Nice dog!”

Policeman: “Yes, this is our new drug-sniffing dog.”

Me: “Still in training, huh?”

Policeman: “What do you mean?”

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What a strange day this has been: First I found a hat full of money. Then I was chased by an angry man with a guitar.
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WIFE: [trying on new spectacles] How do I look?

ME: Through the glass bit.
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Him (singing) "I would do anything for love!"
Her: Stop buying boat parts?
Him (still singing) "But I won't do that! No, I can't do that!"
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a couple good ones from today
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a few gleaned off my club's facebook page
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Service animals are great for their owners, but not all of them are cut out for it...

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