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Old 30-12-2019, 15:57   #7981
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Ok..... I don't get it....
Is it a
Joke?
Challenge to caption?
Mistake?
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Old 31-12-2019, 03:16   #7982
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Old 31-12-2019, 05:43   #7983
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Ok..... I don't get it....
Is it a
Joke?
Challenge to caption?
Mistake?
When I post an image without text it gives me the following error message.....

The message you have entered is too short. Please lengthen your message to at least 5 characters


So the first 5 characters of that error message is "The me" if you don't count spaces, it was funnier in my head.

The joke is the way the jigsaw puzzle has been done.
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Old 31-12-2019, 07:18   #7984
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Re: The New Joke Thread


A new report suggests that everyone is wrong, especially you.
“Yeah, no, you’re wrong,” said Nina Khata, one of the report’s lead authors.
“In fact, everyone is wrong.”
The report, Everyone Wrong: Especially You, is the work of the Ottawa-based think-tank Inaccurate Institute.
A spokesperson for the federal government, which is named in the report, called the findings ‘simply wrong.’



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Nope.
That’s according to a groundbreaking new report released on Monday.
“Nope,” the report reads, under a chapter title nope.
“Nope.”
Though it was just published, experts say the findings can easily be applied to almost any situation.
“Yeah, nope,” said Sandra Neibb, senior fellow at the nope-for-profit Nopelogical Institute and one of the lead authors of the report.
“Nope,” she added.
The report, Nope: Nope, nope and nope is part of a larger study of Nah and Uh-uhn levels in North America.
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Re: The New Joke Thread

Someone recently accused me of plagiarism. Their words - not mine.
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Old 31-12-2019, 09:47   #7986
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Sailor: I'm on a whisky diet.

I've lost few days already.
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Old 31-12-2019, 09:48   #7987
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A man runs into a doctors office screaming, "You've gotta help me doc! I'm shrinking!"

The doctor says, "I'm sorry sir I'm very busy today. You'll have to be a little patient."
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Deforestation is so sad it makes me cry...reaching for a handful of tissue.
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Me and me mate have just been fighting over which is the best vowel.

I won.
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The joke is the way the jigsaw puzzle has been done.
Ah, got it.. I somehow focused on your words and.on my phone, the foreground did not register
Cute!
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Old 31-12-2019, 23:31   #7992
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^^^^To me, not even a tiny little bit funny.

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When I die I want to go in my sleep like my grandfather.


Not screaming and terrified like his passengers.
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^^^^To me, not even a tiny little bit funny.

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Nor to me, and I'm sure we're not the only ones.
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Old 01-01-2020, 04:23   #7995
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Well Ann,

I have to agree with you. It is not funny.

However, cut this bloke some slack. He is a major to contributor to this thread and is generally really funny.
I like his humor and he has come up with some real doozies. You probably shouldn't attribute this to him, as it may or may not be his original humor.
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