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Old 08-05-2020, 13:19   #10231
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I know, that wasn’t wheelie funny.
Tread lightly, because he spoke the truth. (groan )
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if two unicyclists of the same sex fall in love do they become bicyclists?
If there were three unicyclists who are doing this for the first time, would they be trycyclists?
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if two unicyclists of the same sex fall in love do they become bicyclists?


I think you need three for that to work

Well I’ll just show my way out now
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Yes, the last two worked for me.
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I think you need three for that to work

Well I’ll just show my way out now
What if one was a hermaphrodite?
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Old 08-05-2020, 14:37   #10236
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He had only one job...


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I finally have time to get some things done around the house...



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Sure did and do!

"Lake" Superior might be a reference to Lake Effect, a literary journal based at the Erie campus of Penn State University. Stories that have previously appeared in Lake Effect have been anthologized in the Best American Short Stories.



Maybe he's just using CF as an outlet for some of his different efforts? I mean, if we're going to take a riff on PART of somebody's screen name.


Sorry, LakeEffect is a different member.
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Recent news reminded me of a bit from one of my favorite comedians-
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Greg Giraldo - Finding a Soul Mate - Comedy Central Presents (Video Clip) | Comedy Central



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Sorry, LakeEffect is a different member.
LakeEffect = CF member
Lake Effect = Literary Magazine

One thing about writing on the internet is the difficulty in communicating nuances that make or break a joke. Nuances, by definition, don't leap out to the reader as readily as, say, the concept of a pun or a descriptive situational mishap. But what the heck do I know.... Mark Twain figured it out, although he wasn't writing in real time. Somebody took a riff one direction, I took a riff in a different direction. Can we put it to bed now?
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This is the Joke thread. My post was a play on words. In other words it was a joke.
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This would be one of my nightmares!

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