The New Joke Thread

[StuM]

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[chris mac]

Originally Posted by StuM

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Can't see this one.
I'm in the states, South Carolina.

[socaldmax]

Originally Posted by StuM

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I can't see this one. I'm in USA, CA.

[MicHughV]

I see it fine in Florida....

[sailinmikeinaz]

Looks fine here in Arizona!

[Singularity]

Originally Posted by chris mac

Can't see this one.
I'm in the states, South Carolina.

It was a picture from a social gathering of women interested in men who know their amps from their amp hours:

[Dreaming Yachtsman]

Once again this thread seems to have drifted far afield from its original purpose to discussions of who can or cannot see graphic posts and why or why not.

I reiterate my proposal, with modifications, from my post on 05-10-2020 (https://www.cruisersforum.com/forums...ml#post3247318) (#12980 in this thread).
FIRST:
Take discussion of graphic viewability to another forum area (e.g.: "Forum Tech Support & Site Help" [(https://www.cruisersforum.com/forums/f10/)]) so those of us who come here solely for jokes won't be disappointed.
SECOND:
Someone with more graphic and software technical expertise than I have takes the lead (Suggest StuM in spite of the recent flame throwing to and from socaldmax) and creates a new topic under the above mentioned section.
THIRD:
socaldmax, anyone having trouble viewing his posts, and a few of us not having trouble as controls subscribe to that thread
FOURTH:
Subscribers to the new graphic troubleshooting thread submit their general locations, device(s), browser, OS they are using, ISP, and any other pertinent information.
FIFTH:
The bright minds on that thread would analyze the information and come up with a solution. Who knows? We may find someone who lurks in that part of the forum with the magic bullet.

[socaldmax]

An 80 year old man went to the doctor for a check-up and the doctor was amazed at what good shape the guy was in. The doctor asked, "To what do you attribute your good health?"
The old timer said, "I'm a biker and that's why I'm in such good shape. I'm up well before daylight on Sundays and out sliding around corners, "shootin" sand washes and riding up and down the steepest, wildest mountains I can find at the crack of dawn."
The doctor said, "Well, I'm sure that helps, but there's got to be more to it. How old was your dad when he died?" The old biker said, "Who said my dad's dead?"
The doctor said, "You mean you're 80 years old and your dad's still alive? How old is he?"
The old biker said, "He's 99 years old and, in fact, he went riding with me this Sunday, and that's why he's still alive... he's a biker too."
The doctor said, "Well, that's great, but I'm sure there's more to it. How about your dad's dad? How old was he when he died?"
The old biker said, "Who said my grandpa's dead?"
The doctor said, "You mean you're 80 years old and your grandfather's still living! How old is he?"
The old biker replied, "He's 117 years old."
The doctor was getting frustrated at this point and said, "I guess he went riding with you this Sunday too?"
The old timer said, "No... Grandpa couldn't go this week because he got married."
The Doctor said in amazement, "Got married!! Good Lord!!! Why would a 117-year-old guy want to get married?"
To this old biker smiled and answered, "Who said he wanted to?"

[TEV]

Looks fine in California...

[StuM]

We have some liars on CF. I post images as attachments in this thread, not links to third party sites, so claims of not seeing them are just sh*tstirring.

[Pelagic]

Originally Posted by StuM

We have some liars on CF. I post images as attachments in this thread, not links to third party sites, so claims of not seeing them are just sh*tstirring.

Can't see this one Stu. Lol

[Perfusser]

I cant se it either Stu,
NSW,
Australia
from work

[Uncle Bob]

Originally Posted by Dreaming Yachtsman

Once again this thread seems to have drifted far afield from its original purpose to discussions of who can or cannot see graphic posts and why or why not.

I reiterate my proposal, with modifications, from my post on 05-10-2020 (https://www.cruisersforum.com/forums...ml#post3247318) (#12980 in this thread).
FIRST:
Take discussion of graphic viewability to another forum area (e.g.: "Forum Tech Support & Site Help" [(https://www.cruisersforum.com/forums/f10/)]) so those of us who come here solely for jokes won't be disappointed.
SECOND:
Someone with more graphic and software technical expertise than I have takes the lead (Suggest StuM in spite of the recent flame throwing to and from socaldmax) and creates a new topic under the above mentioned section.
THIRD:
socaldmax, anyone having trouble viewing his posts, and a few of us not having trouble as controls subscribe to that thread
FOURTH:
Subscribers to the new graphic troubleshooting thread submit their general locations, device(s), browser, OS they are using, ISP, and any other pertinent information.
FIFTH:
The bright minds on that thread would analyze the information and come up with a solution. Who knows? We may find someone who lurks in that part of the forum with the magic bullet.

And we could have a committee to oversee the direction of the thread, probably a steering committee as well and of course a chairperson!

[chris mac]

Originally Posted by StuM

We have some liars on CF. I post images as attachments in this thread, not links to third party sites, so claims of not seeing them are just sh*tstirring.

The apology can be written, I dont need you to do it in person.

[socaldmax]

I too, would like to see an apology.


Written, not an image you attached.