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Old 20-10-2020, 03:05   #13306
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three for the price of one...enjoy


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Old 20-10-2020, 06:10   #13307
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ah, to be a kid again...
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Old 20-10-2020, 06:45   #13308
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It thought it was funny but I think Adelie's equation should have read


log(a) + log(b) = log (a x b)


I could be wrong of course. It's been a long time since I did logs (well, at least 8 hrs since after breakfast).


I knew I didn’t have it quite right.
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Old 20-10-2020, 07:10   #13309
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Old 20-10-2020, 10:44   #13310
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This one really struck my funny bone, because I could totally imagine this really happened!
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Old 20-10-2020, 11:00   #13311
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Sheesh, I don't think so, mate. Nothing whatsoever disgusting or offensive about some biblical snakes in the grass failing to multiply without some timber offcuts, especially when compared to pureed human flesh vomiting from a hole burned into armour plate when struck by some hellish weapon.

But perhaps I'm too finicky... I suppose that's possible.

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I agree with you, it was a disgusting image (even though the Army used sheep instead of volunteers, probably symbolically as well as a lack of volunteers) but it did strike me as funny when I saw the actual video, in a "wow I never expected the sheep puree to shoot that far!" kinda way.

What I'm saying is - what is funny is completely subjective. You thought the math joke was funny, I fell asleep. I thought the munitions vs tank observation was shockingly amusing, but it was more disturbing and not funny to you.
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Old 20-10-2020, 12:09   #13312
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Sheesh, I don't think so, mate. Nothing whatsoever disgusting or offensive about some biblical snakes in the grass failing to multiply without some timber offcuts, especially when compared to pureed human flesh vomiting from a hole burned into armour plate when struck by some hellish weapon.

But perhaps I'm too finicky... I suppose that's possible.

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Old 20-10-2020, 12:21   #13313
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The world really has gone mad. This was in my FB news feed this morning. I had a big laugh but I'm not giving the product name as I think it's more useless crap that the world really doesn't need.

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Old 20-10-2020, 12:56   #13314
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a toilet....ah...to have such luxury....!!!

I can remember times during my military stint, when nowhere near a base camp, should you have a " drop trou" moment, you headed for the nearest tree....bush....hole.....anything you could find that offered you some protection at this most delicate of times.......and hoped to hell, nobody was watching you or could see you as you were very much a sitting duck at this most precarious of moments...
.... and then trying very hard (not always successfully) to ensure your aim was not near your dropped trou, boots or other kit as you batted away bugs, spiders, etc...and then....luxury of all luxury's...from some "secret" compartment hidden way deep in your uniform...you extracted a few mangled remnant sheets from a roll of toilet paper...that you hoarded and protected like the holy grail...to be seen and shared by nobody....

a toilet...ha...such luxury !...I laugh in my beer....
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Stop it or you will go blind.......
Blind and more!
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Sure to offend someone but I thought it cute.

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In a pub, at the bar:
Customer (pointing at the "Free Wifi" sign): What's the password?
Barman: You have to buy a drink first.
C: Fair enough. I'll have a pint of lager.
B: Foster's, Carling, or Carlsberg?
C: Carling, please.
B: Here you are. That'll be £3.
C: Thank you (pays £3). So, what's the password?
B: youhavetobuyadrinkfirst All lower case, no spaces.
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