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Old 29-07-2019, 06:06   #5956
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And now for a forgotten favorite oldie!!


How do you titilate an ocelot?

You oscillate its tit a lot.
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I suggest putting a teacher in every gun store.
Show me a gun store and I will show you a teacher.
Every gun store I have ever been in has a teacher, or many.
And classes and information and advice and pamphlets and more.
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When was a joke not a joke?
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Guess what the team PR hack thinks of them...
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It's all in your interpretation...
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How do you titilate an ocelot?

You oscillate its tits a lot.
I resemble that!
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There were a lot.
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People need to stop putting flyers on my car.

No, I don’t want to see a band called “Parking Violation” at the “Courthouse” next Thursday.
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Remember before the internet when it was thought collective stupidity was due to a lack of information?

Well, it wasn’t that.
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Remember before the internet when it was thought collective stupidity was due to a lack of information?

Well, it wasn’t that.
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True story, The other day I saw an advertisement for a breast milk chiller.
Boy did I jump to the wrong conclusion. Turns out you’re supposed to remove the milk from its original container before you chill it.
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People need to stop putting flyers on my car.

No, I don’t want to see a band called “Parking Violation” at the “Courthouse” next Thursday.
Suffering from malapropisms because I' m going nowhere fast! With a bad propeller.
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Oh, Gord,

I'm still wearing thermal underwear I got 30+ yrs. ago! But only when I'm silly enough to go somewhere that feels cold.

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