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Old 01-04-2020, 08:35   #9151
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A man storms into a bakery and says, "I want to make a complaint! This muffin is moldy and tastes like cheese!"

The baker rolls his eyes and says, "Well, you did ask for a blue brie muffin."
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What did the lovebirds eat in quarantine when their plans for Las Vegas were canceled?

Cantaloupe.
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Maybe this one is older than dinosaur poop. Time will tell.

Q: What did the Englishman say when he came home and found his wife in bed with three men?

A: Hello, hello, hello.
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Sofa so good!

I’m trying to be “tactful” saying this, he should eat a staple diet!

Is this a fabrication? Don’t put me on this thread.

Time to crawl back under the slip covers.
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Sofa so good!

I’m trying to be “tactful” saying this, he should eat a staple diet!

Is this a fabrication? Don’t put me on this thread.

Time to crawl back under the slip covers.
I didn't know these puns would be so painful but I think they sit well with most people. If you had given us some warning, you might have cushioned the blow! On the other hand, these jokes are an important part of the fabric of our society and I certainly don't want anyone to get down from a lack of puns. I'm not trying to pad the number of jokes, so I will table the suggestion for more puns until the next meeting. I hope others will take a cotton to the additional jokes.
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Jeff, "This Covid-19 is making me drink way more than usual.

I got so drunk last night I came home and blew Chunks.

Chunks is my Dog!"

Frank, "Again?"

Jeff, "Well... this is the first time I did it because of a viral pandemic!"
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