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Old 01-04-2020, 12:24   #9181
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This trip can be done clockwise or counterclockwise.
Recommended to have a service dog to find way home.
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This trip can be done clockwise or counterclockwise.

Recommended to have a service dog to find way home.
Also, best if you have a service dog specificaly trained for the task at hand.
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I suspect that this trip will end more often than not in the bedroom where you can begin your contribution to the Covid-19 baby boom of December 2020 - when hospital maternity wards will be the overwhelmed resource.
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I suspect that this trip will end more often than not in the bedroom where you can begin your contribution to the Covid-19 baby boom of December 2020 - when hospital maternity wards will be the overwhelmed resource.
Hopefully they will be able to convert many of the ventilators to incubators.
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Well done! It made laugh so hard I ended up with a stitch in my side!
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I recently became aware of a study that was done that is relevant to us. Please be careful.





UCLA Study:



A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example, if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest, with a golf club up his ass, while he is on fire.


No further studies are expected on this subject.
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I recently became aware of a study that was done that is relevant to us. Please be careful.





UCLA Study:



A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example, if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest, with a golf club up his ass, while he is on fire.


No further studies are expected on this subject.

Why no further studies?

Did they run out of volunteers to be studied during a woman's menstrual cycle?


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I think the spear in the chest while fully engulfed in flames kind of deterred future volunteers.

Just a wild guess. I'm sure the golf clubs didn't help either.
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