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I didn't know these puns would be so painful but I think they sit well with most people. If you had given us some warning, you might have cushioned the blow! On the other hand, these jokes are an important part of the fabric of our society and I certainly don't want anyone to get down from a lack of puns. I'm not trying to pad the number of jokes, so I will table the suggestion for more puns until the next meeting. I hope others will take a cotton to the additional jokes.
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I didn't know these puns would be so painful but I think they sit well with most people. If you had given us some warning, you might have cushioned the blow! On the other hand, these jokes are an important part of the fabric of our society and I certainly don't want anyone to get down from a lack of puns. I'm not trying to pad the number of jokes, so I will table the suggestion for more puns until the next meeting. I hope others will take a cotton to the additional jokes.


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Hernando County just approved a new ramp and beach plan for coastal area. Said it would be implemented as soon as they received the moneys from B P OIL SPILL.
you remember the BP oil spill 10 years ago this month. Fl. waiting on payments ever since.
Seemed like the place to post this news . the joke thread
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