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Old 20-10-2018, 21:34   #3601
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I believe it was Yabba Dabba Doo!
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An insolent teenager stomps off to her room...


Teenager: "And another thing - JIM MORRISON SUCKS!"


Dad: "Hey! There'll be no slamming of the Doors in this house!"
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^^ With that I spit beer on my keyboard. ^^ +1
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Dubidubidu! --Fred Flinstone
Check this! Its only audio so no video screen required. Don't even need to understand Spanish because - I swear - if you play this kind of stuff on your outdoor speakers while deck swabbing or stainlees steel polishing the jobs will go MUCH much quicker! Dingys will drop by asking why you're dancing around the deck. (The occupants will ask, not the actual dingys.)




Play this one when you realize that friends will soon be on their way for a planned BBQ on your boat - and you STILL haven't set up the sun tarp, got the deck chairs out, and and and....

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An insolent teenager stomps off to her room...


Teenager: "And another thing - JIM MORRISON SUCKS!"


Dad: "Hey! There'll be no slamming of the Doors in this house!"
Oh no, Oh nooooo!
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My wife left me because I’m too insecure.


No wait, she’s back.


She just went to make a cup of coffee.
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And the best for last on Monday.


How do you turn a duck into a soul singer.


Put it in the oven until it’s Bill Withers.
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Either I'm easily amused, or that's some funny stuff.
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You're easily amused.

But that's still a lot better than easily offended.
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And the best for last on Monday.


How do you turn a duck into a soul singer.


Put it in the oven until it’s Bill Withers.
That hurt a lot!
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Really?
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Can't make good wine in Nova Scotia, anyway, growing season's too short, grapes don't get enough sugar. Phooey! They can call it whatever they want, reminds me of the story of the quy in the Greek islands on his deathbed, calls his firstborn son into the room after he has received the last rites, he's gasping, he has something to tell his son. "Son," he says, I have a great secret to tell you."

"Yes, Dad."

"The very best wine is made from.....





Grapes."

[as opposed from pine needles] [which is an obscure allusion to retsnina]
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Ok, you got me with that, had to look it up... https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Retsina doesn't sound so great, an "acquired taste?"
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Really?
Maybe it’s intended for seamen.
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