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Old 10-11-2018, 01:43   #3751
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Lol



I must have watched it 6 times now and still laugh.


Me too!

And I don’t care what JPA Cate says, if that thing stood on you, you’d know about it.

Beats the heck out of the version where they stick spears in the poor defenceless creatures.
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Old 10-11-2018, 07:13   #3752
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There is somewhere, I think maybe Spain, where they jump the Bull like it was a vaulting horse.
I’ve seen a video of that, and very quickly the Bull becomes extremely pissed off.

Found it, it’s apparently called bull leaping and was originally a Greek sport.
Notice the horns are not clipped.
https://youtu.be/_vqyPbFccjo
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Old 10-11-2018, 09:27   #3753
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Found it, it’s apparently called bull leaping and was originally a Greek sport.
Long before "the Greeks", from Minoan culture on what we now call Crete and Thira*(Santorini).

Camped on Vai eastern tip of Crete, travelled with an archaeologist group from Princeton for a summer, precious memories
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Old 10-11-2018, 09:34   #3754
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Apparently, the previous joke thread was getting too long, so it has been closed.

In the interests of humour everywhere, it begins all over again, here:

The acronyms of "Wife" and "Husband":

His view:

Washing
Ironing
F***ing
Etc….

Handy
Useful
Sensible
Brave
Altruistic
Noble
Dashing

Her view:

World-weary
Intelligent
Female
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Hopelessly
Unworthy
Stupid
Bastard;
Abilities
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What did the elephant say to the naked man?

Do you breath through that thing?
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Old 10-11-2018, 10:10   #3755
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Set your Wifi password to 244466666


So you can say the password is 123456.
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Old 10-11-2018, 11:07   #3756
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Or 13355556
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Old 10-11-2018, 11:28   #3757
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The elderly lady explained to her friend that her computer password was "incorrect". Her friend asked her why. The lady replied that whenever she forgot and typed in the wrong password, the computer would remind her: "Your password is incorrect".
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Ok....I don't get these? ?
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Ok....I don't get these? ?
It's a word play on the number sequence.

1, 2 3's, 4 5's and a 6.

123456
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Thanks, i would never have seen it.... reading too many spreadsheets lately
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My wife just stopped and said "you weren't even listening, were you?" I thought, that's a pretty weird way to start a conversation.
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I caught a really bad case of the flu in Madrid. Whilst sniffling and coughing and rolling around in the hotel bed, I realised I needed medical attention, so I called the concierge to get help.


"Oh, so you're sick!" came the reply. "Not a problem, we'll send our very own hotel doctor up to your room right away!"


The doctor strolled into the room within seconds, and whilst I stuttered and tried to comprehend the situation, he gave me some medicine to ease the symptoms. When I finally stammered out "h...how does the hotel have their own doctor on call?", he simply shook his head and cracked a smile, and replied:


"I know in this day and age nobody expects the Spanish inn physician."
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"I know in this day and age nobody expects the Spanish inn physician."
Ding Ding Ding !!!! Winner!

For those who might not know the reference....

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This explains it all...

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