The New Joke Thread

[Eigenvector]

Telekinetic Coffee Shop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nldlUrqzjcA

[Montanan]

Daylight savings or standard time, got'er handled.

[socaldmax]

[socaldmax]

From a friend of mine...

[MicHughV]

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men.

They are superior and always have been !!

Whatever you give her, she will make greater !!

Give her sperm, she will give you a baby....
Give her a house, she will give you a home..
Give her groceries, she will give you a meal.....
Give her a smile, she will give you her heart...

But give her crap, be ready to receive a ton of s**t....

[GordMay]

[Sherpa17]

https://www.thefarside.com/2020/11/04/1

[GordMay]

[Tom_F]

For those who are worried about the delay in figuring out the winner of the US presidential election:

[double u]

here in the forest & i our forest cities we have taken to call your country "The benighted States of America"
(this sounds even better in our forest-language:"Die gepeinigten Staaten von Amerika")

[admiral 31]

Given a choice I would not go there either

[admiral 31]

Hopefully you can all see this?

[Dave_S]

67890

[chrisr]

Originally Posted by Dave_S

67890

tourist question northern aussie "is there any sharks around here ?"
usual answer "Nah, crocs got em all"


tourist question southern aussie "Is there any crocodiles around here ?"
usual answer "Nah, sharks got em all"

helps to keep the waves for the locals...

cheers,

[Uncle Bob]

https://www.cruisersforum.com/forums...1&d=1604617688