This reminds me of the "Over The Line" tournament from about 10 yrs ago. It's a game
similar to baseball or cricket, played on the beach but the real focus of the June festivities is young women
in bikinis and a lot of beer
drinking. There's also the "Miss Emerson" contest in which they select the most "talented" young lady who is then crowned with "Em er some BIG TITS!" Some old sexist surfers dreamed this up long before me, but hey, I'm not complaining!
I was admiring all of the "talent" wandering around, drinking a beer
and pulling a large wagon full of ice cold beer when I spotted two 20 something ladies with amazing talents walking toward me. At the same time, some young kid (19? 20?) yelled out, "Show me your tits!" They told him to "Eff off, twerp!" and they wandered over towards me.
Suddenly I noticed 2 guys, in their mid 60's probably, and they had a 12 pack of beer and a roll of stickers that said, "Guaranteed Prime" or something to that effect. One of them greeted the girls and explained they had these very exclusive stickers that could be applied to their nipples and they'd also get a free beer.
To my total amazement, the 2 girls agreed, like they were daring each other to do it. The old guys pulled down the girls' bikini tops right in the middle of the sandy road and started massaging and licking the 2 girls' very impressive mammaries for what seemed like forever. Each guy was switching back and forth and giving both breasts equal massaging and all 4 nipples were quite hard and completely clean then they applied the stickers and handed each girl a beer. Both girls were giggling as they walked away.
Then I realized there were more girls lined up waiting for their special stickers while the first pair got theirs! The young kid said to the old guys, "WTH?? How did you pull this off?" One of the old guys said, "We may be old, but we know how to talk to women
. Yelling "show me your tits" isn't the right answer!"