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More tortured jokes...


A detective is investigating a crime scene in Mexico. A cop fills him in on what happened.

“Apparently the killer is riddled with dementia and considers the train his lover, so he killed the train operator out of jealousy”

“Wow” says the detective, looking up at the train in question.

“That’s some locomotive”
That detective must have been trained properly.
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From the "You couldn't make this up if you tried file..................."



https://www.dailywire.com/news/break...cy-report-says





Are we caught in the twilight zone?
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Those pool noodles have many uses.
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GordMay, your Mother is on the roof.
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GordMay, your Mother is on the roof.

And she can't get down....
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