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Old 12-01-2021, 13:29   #14056
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It took quite a while to see the joke!
The I realised what the ice cream was
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That depends on whether it is the front....or back half ???

Interestingly, my first wife and I, separated under a dark cloud. When it came time to divide our spoils, the issue became complicated and heated. She wanted half the boat as her fair due. So I asked her if she wanted the port or starboard side ? I thought it was hilarious, but she didn't see the humor in it and things went downhill from there.
Very funny, but obviously it wasnt a good strategy! [emoji1787]
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ya, you think you know a person.....then all of a sudden, you realize, who is this person??
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ya, you think you know a person.....then all of a sudden, you realize, who is this person??
Been there, done that!
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was watching a video yesterday.....taken from a police car cam recorder

this cop pulls this guy over, and gets him and his female companion to exit the car.....

unbeknownst to the guy, the female companion turns out to be the cop's wife...

funny as hell to watch the video....not so hilarious for the cop..
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was watching a video yesterday.....taken from a police car cam recorder

this cop pulls this guy over, and gets him and his female companion to exit the car.....

unbeknownst to the guy, the female companion turns out to be the cop's wife...

funny as hell to watch the video....not so hilarious for the cop..
That makes me recall a time during my college days in the late 1970's when my roommate was out on a date with his girlfriend and got pulled over by a California Highway Patrolman upon their return from the beach. The patrolman was his girlfriend's father, who had recognized his car and was stopping them to find out if the two of them were still on for a barbeque dinner at the family home that evening. Initially my roommate could not understand why he was being pulled over because he had not done anything wrong, but as soon as the Patrolman stepped out of the car, he recognized him and all was good.
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guys are typically not that aware to being on the wrong side of the fence at the wrong time .....but your girlfriend/wife/significant other, can walk into to your house/apartment/boat and straightaway, as soon as she walks in, spot a single strand of hair clean across the room, in a dark unlighted corner, that does not belong to either you or her...how they do this, I'm at a loss to explain....equally at a loss to explain the errant hair as well....." ah...uh....um....place stupid excuse here"....
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An honest attempt at a non political joke.

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Hah! Empty-headed animal-food-trough wipers, I fart in their general direction!
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The Frogs or the Poms.???
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You should watch the movie to answer that question.
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