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Old 14-06-2020, 05:39   #11011
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Well, there went the Jokes Thread, it's now become a thread on the idiosyncrasies of language . . .
Well, any thread that stays even remotely on topic here after the first few pages is doing well imo
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Old 14-06-2020, 05:43   #11012
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Well, there went the Jokes Thread, it's now become a thread on the idiosyncrasies of language . . .
Here, let me try revive it -

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Re: The New Joke Thread

A teenage girl came across an old man sitting next to his radio, tapping his cane in time to a Lil Wayne song.

"Holy crap! I didn't know you'd like rap music?!"

"I didn't, either," the old man replied. "It all started after my hip op".
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Old 14-06-2020, 06:18   #11014
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Why is booze better than carrots?

Carrots may be good for your eyes but booze will double your vision.
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Old 14-06-2020, 06:36   #11015
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A teenage girl came across an old man sitting next to his radio, tapping his cane in time to a Lil Wayne song.

"Holy crap! I didn't know you'd like rap music?!"

"I didn't, either," the old man replied. "It all started after my hip op".
lol... reminded me of this - https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/phot...K_460svav1.mp4
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Old 14-06-2020, 07:33   #11016
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There are many kinds of vests that protect you..

Life vests protect you from drowning. Bullet proof vests protect you from getting shot. Reflective vests protect you from getting hit when you are near a road.

And sweater vests protect you from women.
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Old 14-06-2020, 08:06   #11018
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There are many kinds of vests that protect you..

Life vests protect you from drowning. Bullet proof vests protect you from getting shot. Reflective vests protect you from getting hit when you are near a road.

And sweater vests protect you from women.
You need a fedora if you really want to be safe though
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Old 14-06-2020, 08:31   #11019
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two guys are walking down the street, one of which is a stutterer...
the stutterer turns to his friend and says..."h-h-h-hey, d-d-d-o you s-s-s-see that squirrel...
This goes on and on, until the stutterer says to his friend ..."h-h-h-h hey d-d-d-do.....but before he can finish his sentence, his friend, a bit frustrated says...." yes, yes, I see it....
and the stutterer replies "..."w-w-w-well....w-w-w-why d-d-d-did y-y-y-you step in in then ?"
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Old 14-06-2020, 08:48   #11020
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They announced on T V this morning that they are going to resume oil drilling in gulf now. big oil spill april 20, 2010.

How come no ones laughing?
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Just wanted to look at that water before it turns black again.
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And sweater vests protect you from women.

Had to look that up to see that you were talking about a sleeveless pullover
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Old 14-06-2020, 09:11   #11023
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my dad always warned me " if it's got tits or if it floats, it's gonna cost you money"...
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So if come across floating tits ........
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So if come across floating tits ........
Probably attached to something that will cost you money
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