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Old 14-06-2020, 18:19   #11041
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Very strange. You can't see any of my images?
Try editing the link address from https to http. That's what I do, it helps but it doesn't seem to work for everyone.
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Very strange. You can't see any of my images?


Not the recent ones but I do see one following this post. Odd,but since this thread moves quickly someone will eventually repost the same image.
I do like this thread, some posts are meh but most are at least marginally funny.
And some are pretty awesome
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I see what you did there
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Old 14-06-2020, 22:44   #11049
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Not the recent ones but I do see one following this post. Odd,but since this thread moves quickly someone will eventually repost the same image.
I do like this thread, some posts are meh but most are at least marginally funny.
And some are pretty awesome
Ah, I think it is because some of my posts are .mp4 videos from 9GAG, so the video doesn't show here, you got to click it. Hopefully you like them, the Harry Potter one made me chuckle.
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On the bright side, when the pandemic surges again in the fall, it will completely wipe out our alien invaders, because they have no herd immunity. So, we'll enjoy a month of relief before the asteroid completely wipes us out, too.

That's what H G Wells figured...
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Not sure how that's supposed to help, but ok
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Yesterday my husband thought he saw a cockroach in the kitchen. He sprayed everything down and cleaned thoroughly.

Today Iím putting a cockroach in the bathroom.
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A group of women were at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with their husbands. The women were asked, "How many of you love your husband?
All the women raised their hands.

Then they were asked, "When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?"

Some women answered today, a few yesterday, and some couldn't remember. The women were then told to take out their cell phones and text their husband - "I love you, Sweetheart." Next the women were instructed to exchange phones with one another and read aloud the text message they received in response to their message. Below are the replies:

1. Who the hell is this?
2. Eh, mother of my children, are you sick or what?
3. Yeah, and I love you too. What's wrong?
4. What now? Did you wreck the car again?
5. I don't understand what you mean.
6. What the hell did you do now?
7. Am I dreaming?
8. Don't beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need.
9. Your mother is coming to stay with us, isn't she?
10. If you don't tell me who this message is actually for, someone will die.
11. I thought we agreed you wouldn't drink during the day.
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They did have the lowest prices in town, so there's that...
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