The New Joke Thread

[Montanan]

2020 schooling

[Montanan]

2020 attire.

[chrisr]

Some great ideas for passing the time whilst wifey shops. Seeing hubby being escorted out of the shop by security dudes always helps her decide on a frock quicker...






happy shopping

cheers,

[chrisr]

saw this one today in grafton...





cheers,

[Jim Cate]

Originally Posted by chrisr

saw this one today in grafton...


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cheers,

Reminds me of a pair of signs under a overpass in downtown Auckland, one above the other:

Pedestrians give way to traffic

And

Traffic give way to pedestrians.

Not much was going on...

Jim

[MicHughV]

I lost the pub trivia quiz last night by a single point...

Last question was "where do women have the curliest hair ? "

Apparently, the correct answer is Fiji.....

[socaldmax]

Between their teeth?

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[socaldmax]

In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing a tight leather skirt. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg.

Again, she tried to make the step only to discover she still couldn't. So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more. For the second time, attempted the step, and, once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg.

With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to make the step. About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus. She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and screeched, "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!'

The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends."

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Math joke...

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