More from the Essex girls Sharon and Tracey...
1. Two Essex Girls are filling up at a petrol station and Sharon
says "I bet these awful fuel
prices are going to go even
Tracey replies, "That won't affect me, I always put in just
2. One day, Sharon's husband came home from the office and found her sobbing convulsively.
"I feel terrible," she told him. "I was pressing your suit and I burned a
big hole in the seat of your trousers."
"Forget it, stop bawling" consoled her husband. "Remember that I bought an extra pair of trousers for that suit."
"Yes, and it's lucky for you that you did," Sharon said, drying her eyes. "I
used them to patch the hole."
3. Sharon and Tracey were walking down the road and Tracey said, "Look at that dog with one eye!"
Sharon covers one of her eyes and says, "Where?"