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Old 22-12-2020, 03:09   #13891
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No wonder they're hiring.
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Old 22-12-2020, 04:57   #13892
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a man goes to his optician for his eye test...

the optician asks " what can you see ? "

the man responds " I can see empty airports, empty football stadiums, closed theatres and closed pubs..."

"perfect" the optician replies " you've got 2020 vision ! "
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